"Christmas is coming guys. What's the best promotional idea we have? And don't say the tubes again."

...

"Fine, we'll do the fucking tubes."

I hate them. They always have less than you think they will. My sweet tooth just zeroed in on a 'selection tube' of haribos. Upon opening it, instead of finding a delightful miscellany of diabetes packed in in a jumble, I simply found five small packs of separate mini haribo. Bastards.

Tubes of sweets: annoying.