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I've got a careers fair to go to tomorrow morning. With spectacularly poor planning, I've managed to end up with a shirt that badly needs an iron when I own neither an iron nor, for that matter, an ironing board. The shirt looks like Bruce Forsyth's face. I can't get away with it in the state it's in.

Any tips (other than "buy an iron, you tit" - bit late for that now)? It's currently hanging up in my steam-filled bathroom, but so far that's done fuck all.

This post does not scream "employable".