I did a lot of driving yesterday - probably around 300 miles. I listened to a lot of radio yesterday - probably abour 4 hours. WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH GARETH BALE'S WORTH. Jeez, it's like the media have sold him already. Bastards.

Anyway, on the pitch, chelsea continue to win but are becoming a really boring bunch of bastards imo. I used to really dislike them, but now they just leave me feeling cold. In semi-related news, since West Brom's rise, i've remembered my favourite ex-chelsea player - Di Matteo. Sex.

Arsenal lose and clichy messes up.

I watched some of Real v AC thinking it'd be alovely exhibition of total football. It wasn't really, especially when Ronaldo summoned the spirits of both rivaldo and kyle lafferty in throwing himself to the grouind after someone came wihtin feet of his face. Anyone else see this? Webb should have sent the cunt off.

MARSEILLE.

Some team in Polynesia win a game for the first time.

WHAT ELSE.