Ok, the titles mine, but THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010:_Moby_Dick

So, what novels would you like to remade by Asylum productions? Dorian Gray for the comedy, Tarzan for the awesome. You just know Tarzan would be half octopus for some reason, and the hunter dude would be from Killfuckia 3, homeworld of the deathbots.