It's cold here.

Sunderland tear Chelsea a new one at the bridge yesterday with an inspired performance - kieron richardson is still rubbish though. Had it not been for Cech and the ref not dismissing ivanovic, it could have been worse for chelsea who looked pretty rubbish all round. lols at ashley cole's assist.

Spurs refuse to keep a clean sheet in a fairly convincing win over blackburn; gareth bale owns their entire side.

WIGAN WIN.

Avram Grant's david sullivan-imposed target of 7 points from 4 games is now an impossible one. Changes a-foot.

Football's equivalent to Audley Harrison, and the most expensively-assembled team in the PL also cement themselves as the most boring. Leatherface looks like he may be attacking a bit much and so is dragged off by a hapless mancini; fans boo.

Man United 'do a united' and come back from certan defeat against villa. Berbatov and hernandaz continue to be rubbish.

Arsenal win well at everton; bolton hold on against wolves; newcastle win; liverpool don't.

Stevenage get a great draw with the Shrews and are making 8th spot theiir own.

Celtic fans don't make arses of themselves against st.mirren.

WHAT?