First few threads coming up on the list today: X Factor, Formula 1, Antiques Roadshow, an indie night from the past, I'm a celeb and something about Reading.

Sorry love, but this really isnt doing it for me.

Lets talk about sick instead. Funny stories involving sick, tit-bits of trivia, likes/dislikes/turn-ons involving sick, etc etc.

I once ate so much curry on christmas eve that i threw up. Was before drinking age, so it was literally just the sheer amount of food that made me chunder - don't know when to stop. I can realy put it away mind.

Talk to me guys, its monday!