Shocking.

Last night's episode was lovely. Dom Joly's the best by far - his obvious annoyance at Nigel Havers' tantrum was superb, as was Shaun Ryder's diary room impression of a toff. Seriously though, havers is coming across as a right bellend, banging about retaining his dignity. YOU'RE ON I'M A CELEBRITY NIGEL - THIS AIN'T CHARIOTS OF FIRE. What a cock.

Ryder's good value. Eclair seems a bit annoying, not quite as annoying as stacey though. Gillian Mackeith is an embarrassment. Linford isn't.

ANything else?