Just recently I think I've started to really suck at sleep.

Oh I nod off just fine these days, without the aid of booze - however my sleeping skillz just aren't all that;

1) Just as I'm nodding off I have a habit of convulsing back into being awake...only happens a few times a week, so not too bad.

2) I awake to find myself drowning in a pool of my own dribble at least once a week.

3) Girl I want to make you SWEAT.... usually after a weekend on the source - I wake up drenched in sweat and have to towel myself off.

4) This is my favourite.... I wake up EVERY NIGHT, sometimes two or three times, with a dead arm and pins and needles. I then have to spend 5 minutes shaking them out before I can sleep.

How good are YOU at sleeping?

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