My turn.

Man Utd won the increasingly un-battle-like Battle Of Britain with a Rooney penalty. The BBC headline is 'Man Utd boss Ferguson praises 'brave' Rooney', but Ferguson doesn't use the word 'brave' at all.

Spurs beat Werder Bremen 3-0 and are through to the knockout stages. Who knew. Again Peter Crouch proves himself deadly against non-PL defences.

CL aside, the Beeb's top story is about Ajax's Luis Suarez being suspended. Slow football news day, was it?

Scottish refs are still going on strike. Something about a picket line being moved ten yards back.

Milan Mandaric, who tends to keep clubs alive for just so long that they need taking over again a couple of years later, is to enter talks with Sheffield Wednesday. What happened to the Mandric/Redknapp tax evasion court cases?

Manslaughtering dancing twat Lee Hughes might be going to Crystal Palace.

Wey-hey! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgjySjSTrgs

Now you.