Highest-scoring Premier League weekend ever; first time that every Premier League team has scored in one weekend; loads of awesome goals and stuff; but yeah, let's leave the football thread until 11am. WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS?

I just watched Sky's extended highlights of the Spurs match - thought we looked very, very lucky to come away with 3 points. Some incredibly suspect defending that we admittedly recovered well from, but we really shouldn't have been allowed to. None of it quite as suspect as Sebastien Bassong's nose-piercing though. What. The hell. Was that. About?