- I hate everyone i work with to the point i had a little cry in the toilets today. Im surrounded by idiots, the guy next to me just chants "united united" every 5 mins without fail. The guy to the other side of me keeps "jokingly" telling me im fat/ugly/manly looking. It's getting to the point where it's not really "banter" anymore and i just want to punch him in the nuts.

- I just spent half an hour on the phone waiting to get put through to the student loans people only to be told they're closing because of the snow.

The only thing that's making today bearable is the chilli on the stove and the prospect of dead rising all evening.

Anyone else fancy a whinge?