I opened my front door in the morning (well, afternoon) and someone had torn out loads of pages from the Yellow Pages, new copies of which have just been distributed, and nearly laid them all over our front path up to the doorstep. Some of the ads have been circled, and they were (still are, haven't lifted them yet) much too perpendicular to merely be a result of the weather.

So I ask you. What in utter fuck?