forget the virgin thread from last night, this one will be better.

chris again wins my heart by making up the best stories anyones ever heard.

liz turns into a total bitch. i've also noticed her nose is it bit weird.

everyone seems to hate stella now? probably jealous of her apprentice skills.

jo is still an utter nob. the brand is getting better. that posh geezer did alright but we all remember his wife buys his clothes.

laura fucks off - did you see her on you're fired? orange.