went to the gym last night, were two other guys my age in the exercise room and no one else (well, except me).

Phil Collins' "Two Hearts (One Mind)" comes on. One of the guys starts whilstling a bit and stops. A bit later on I do too. By the second chorus all three of us are singing it loudly in a horrible falsetto. it was a fantastic moment.

none of us have touched a cock other than our own.