Have you ever detained, retained or withheld custody of a child from a U.S. citizen granted custody of the child?

Between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

Do you have Leprosy?

Does every country have the fucking strange questions the US does? And then charges you 80 dollars for the privilege of answering them?

So glad for that free travel shit we got down with the EU.