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i've discovered a hidden talent that is almost worthy of 'Mystery Men' style superpower status

michael_w [Edit] [Delete] 09:10, 8 December '10

ok....so, i have lightning quick reactions...

like, i've lost count of the ammount of times i've dropped dvds and the like at work, only to pluck them INCHES FROM THE GROUND and have an onlooker coo, 'wow, good catch'

then, last night, i had my dinner right on the edge of the table. it tipped off, but i managed to get a paw underneath and save what would've been a horrible situation...worse than any famine or genocide...floor curry. it tasted even sweeter after that save, i tell you.

it's quite amazing. i put it down to my many years of keeping goal for various foot team squads.

so...basically i'm, putting together a superhero group

my name will be captain quick-catch (nickname, The Flex), with my powers of lightning fast reflexes.

if you want to join me, i'd like you to list a real ability that you have that is completely amazing whilst also being utterly useless when we come to save the world.

also, i need a name.

GO!


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