I shall become a famed historian, respected among the intelligentsia, popular with the masses. I shall spend years dedicating my life to scholarship, and then, after the release of my second platinum selling treatise on the effect of Balkan silver from the Roman Era on Central Asian trade routes, I will start outing the most famous historical figures as gay.

One at a time, until none are left.

Churchil? Gay

Hitler? Gay

Ghandi? You better believe he loved the cock

Caesar? Not only a brilliant general, but also an exceptionally skilled cocksucker

I shall inexplicably start doing this around the age of 40, because that's when it'll be funniest. So I have about twenty years to stop being a completely average history student who's only piece of exceptionalness is the degree of my procrastination (almost 20k posts on DiS since i started uni, woo), and start being a world renowned historian. Totally doable.

(just like your mom)