Actually, not surprising there's not been a thread yet, so far there's bugger all worth mentioning. Alan Pardew mispronounced Chris Hughton's name at his introductory press conference. Craig Brown is likely to be new manager at Aberdeen. Livingston's chairman says Scottish clubs could go under if the freeze continues. Capello thinks Redknapp or Allardyce will replace him, so that's that screwed. West Ham want Joey Barton. Real Madrid want Asamoah Gyan for some reason.

Idris Elba's weekend predictions: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/football_focus/9273649.stm