last night at a gig I was making my way out of the crowd and as I was walking some bint made some exaggerated attempt to get out of my way. As way of thanks I intended to patt her lightly on her shoulder as I walked by but for some inexplicable reason my hand slapped her arse..firmly..3 times.

I have no idea how a high pat on the back turned into a low slap on the arse. I think it may be laziness on my part when raising my arm behind me as I walked on so I just randomly slapped something.

Don't think she minded though.

LAD