last night down t'pit I was making me way oot of the tunnel and as I was crawlin' some geezer made some exaggerated attempt to get out o' me way. As way of thanks I intended to patt 'im lightly on 'is shoulder like as I squeezed by but for some inexplicable reason me 'and slapped 'is arse..firmly..3 times like.

I have no idea how a high pat on t'back turned into a low slap on t'arse like. I think it may be laziness on my part when raising me arm behind me as I crawled on so I just randomly slapped somethin' like.

Don't think 'e minded though like.

Ya get me?