The kids are called HERO and TYBALT.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/dec/18/television-talent-children-alice-douglas

I know it's long, but you get some gems hidden deep within it ("This was hard for a child whose dad is an addict and who had recently lost someone in the family to suicide. "The words mean too much," she said.").

Also, she is actually Lady Alice Douglas, so maybe this is more upper-class awfulness.