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Animals with something wrong with them.

Mick_Squalor [Edit] [Delete] 22:34, 4 March '11

Insomniyak - The Yak who can't sleep.

Bullemic - The Bull who makes himself sick after meals.

Epileptick - A Tick who has random epileptic seizures.

Sharkaleptic - The Shark who always falls asleep.

Flyabetic - The Fly who suffers from type A diabetes.

Boartistic - The Boar who is rubbish in social situations.

Anemice - The Mouse who needs more iron.

Owlzheimer - An Owl who suffers from alzheimer's.

Centipeadophile - The Centipede who likes young children.

Manic Depressieve - A kitchen Sieve with rubbish mood swings (not really an animal).

Pyranhamaniac - The Pyranha who like to play with fire and burn things.

M.D.M.Ape - The Ape on M.D.M.A

Necrophilibat- The Bat that rapes dead bodies.

Irritable Owl Syndrome- The Owl with an sensitive stomach.

Clam-ydia - The Clam with poor sexual hygiene.

Cataracts - The Cat who can't see to good.

Chimpatigo - The Chimp with a sore face.

Dermatortoise - The Tortoise in dire of E45.

Pelicancer - The Pelican with 3-6 months to live.

Mantaraids - The Manta Ray with (bad) aids

Brokenarmadillo - The Armadillo with.. a broken arm?

Hepatitis Bee - The Bee with Hepatitis

Lepraseagull - The Seagull with Leprosy

Gonorearwig - The Earwig with Gonorrhea

Imbuseal - The Stupid Seal

Any more, for any more?


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