Hi.

I like coming on here to post about sandwich fillings, football and and such fun things as mortgages. People on here used to be hopeless, introverted sexually repulsive wastes of space and now are all sexed up dossiers of fumbling fun faunication.

This week on DiS has been horribly horny. Lots of rude threads, threads where people who I vaguely know make me feel like a dirty old man hiding in their wardrobe and worst of all those ones where people pretend they're TOTALLY not into <insert lewd act> when they're actually posting about it because SECRETLY they are!! Cunning...

So this thread is for all you guys who want to talk about your pet chinchilla. Or tell me what you're having for dinner. Or haven't had any in a while and feel left out.

I'm off down the pub and then home to watch Who framed Roger Rabbit? But I shall check back in...