nuffin too deep and serious...more for lighthearted lolz.

like....i realised the other day. i do this thing where i'll look down on people for only getting into things from an obvious source. but then i'll do exactly the same thing.

so...the other day, i watched that ron sexsmith thing on bbc4. and i was all....'hmm...i'll have to try a record of his'

but then some guy came into work and was all...'hey...have you got any ron sexsmith?'

and in my head i was like....'pft....SOMEBODY watched bbc4 last night...why don't you engage with the real world sometimes buddy and discover things for yourself without getting force-fed them by the idiot tube'

hahahaha.

i almost quite enjoy being like that though. so stupid it makes me laugh.

also....i'll go to tourist type places and look down on the other tourists there, as if i'm somehow above them and experiencing the environment with a level of detatchment that elevates me above your average shit-munching tourist status. BUT I'M JUST THE SAME LOOKING AT THE BIG HOLE GRAND CANYON GOING 'WOW I'M HERE AT THE BIG GRAND CANYON FOR NO FUCKING REASON OTHER THAN TO SEE THE STUPID GRAND FUCKING CANYON BECAUSE IT'S THE GRAND FUCKING CANYON AND IT'S WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE I'M A DIRTY TOURIST SCHMUCK'.

but i'll pretend that i'm not like them. but i am. i'm just as filthy.

LOLZ. what a guy i am.

why are you a hypocrite?