Met a "class war anarcho-punk" (well what looked like one anyway in dress sense) the other week. Didn't know anyone in this packed bar so just went over and asked him "What would be the best implement of torture for killing David Cameron?"

Though he was the question, saying something about looking on a website, he was surprisingly warm towards us and really coherent about politics and all that instead of coming across as some Dave Angel type. Invited us to a party. I know it's something people are too reserved to do very often in this country, but I feel better for having done it as we might have had a shit night otherwise.

I'm surprised he started talking about getting a mortgage, though..