http://www.wikihow.com/Apply-Corpsepaint

And uh, fyi, you don't have to sign up to edit. Let's be subversive like we started with last time, and avoid devolving every page into COCKSCOCKSCOCKSLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL. They just change that back, whereas they'll leave something if it seems plausible, no matter how ridiculous it really is. For instance, note step 4;

."Black lipstick is optional. If you don't have it, try using dark purple or muting the colour of your lips instead."

and

."Painting your whole body isn't necessary"

A helpful hint or someone taking the piss? You decide. Heehee.

And one for the ladies;

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Indie-(for-Girls)

Indie girls are easily admirable. Their eclectic style, their unique music preferences, and their spunky attitude are great traits that we don't seem to have enough of in this world. It can be very difficult to understand you, compared to other people, but that's key to being a strong, independent woman.