So... I play roller derby. I need a name to submit by the end of the day. However this is HARD because I a) want to sound as witty and cool as possible (via the people of DiS) b) it must be unique. Uniqueness can be checked here: http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/

My two front contenders for my name at the moment are Torville N. Mean or The Hannonball (my name is Hannah yes)

GOT ANY IDEAS, DiS?