It was an hour long, and 40 minutes of it was taken up with a guy going spare about an incident in our kitchen. He discovered the head of a lettuce in the sugar bowl. He nearly vomited apparently, and he wants to find the person responsible. Its 'under investigation'.
I think I'm the only one here who finds it pretty funny. Its srs business for everyone else.

Whats the daftest thing to happen at your work lately?