doubtlessly done before but it's friday.

- Someone I know (ahem) gave someone a blowjob then sent her dad the following text by mistake: "Just gave Rob a blowjob. he had a massive dick and took ages to cum". IT WAS A WOMAN CAN'T HAVE BEEN ME

- someone I know told me that they having sex with a girl and she starting stuffing a tea towel up his arse, he thought "bit knoy, but I'll go with it" then when he came he automatically shit himself. PROBABLY MADE UP CAN'T HAVE BEEN ME