that fell behind my bed. At the time, I couldn't be bothered to move the bed, pick the cookie up and throw it away. As days went by, I could see it collect dust and hair, but still, did nothing. I got hungry just earlier and felt too lazy to make my way into the kitchen. Instead, I moved the bed, picked up the cookie, dusted it off and ate it. It was a little soft because of its exposure to the elements, but that just made it even more delicious. I wish there were more...