I went in one of their outlets today for the very first time...sweet mother of Christ.

What is the deal with that place?

It's like an upmarket GAP, staffed by middle class youths in shorts and polo shirts with the kind of kempt, yet unkempt maxi-hair that I haven't observed since the last time I went to Polzeath. Or Clapham.

Also, it's dark in there. Not David Lynch dark, but cocktail bar dark...you can't actually see anything. I didn't actually realise it was a shop until I walked in, from the outside it looked like a tiki bar or something.

Anyway, the clothes were lame so I went to Levi's instead for a plaid injection.

KTHXBAI.