My stuff isn't working anymore. As such, please recommend me a new:

Laptop
MP3 player
Phone

In that order of preference (seeing as the phone isn't actually broken, just getting a bit shit. It can probably wait). Preferably reasonably inexpensive. No iPods please. Not as part of some anti-Apple crusade, I just don't really like them.

The laptop is probably repairable (it's just refusing to start up and nothing in Start Up Repair is working) but it's already falling to pieces and I don't think anything on it can't be replaced so I may as well just buy a new one now rather than later.

Also if you could give me some money to fund all this it'd be great. Thanks.