I root for Fulham, you know, like an American who really doesn't care about soccer would root for a British football team. But this Michael Jackson statue...mm, I dunno... Cause for concern. I'm thinking of changing my allegiance. Which is what we do in California. Except for the Dodgers; we always root for the Dodgers (except for the awful people who live in SF, obv.)

Better statues for Fulham's stadium, go!