Please feel free to use this about anything you want to complain about.

"Hi do you play guitar and ukele????????????????????"

"No, I carry my guitar and VIOLIN on any public transport that I seem fit to meet people like you "

"Oh, ok. So you play violin?"

"No I fucking take my violin on public transport hoping people will think I'm kooky and crazy for playing a ukele in a violin case"

"Is that beer"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH you got me there"

" Oh"

"yes, oh."

Goodnight
xx