SO, who's a Corrie fan? Let's muse on everything Corrie. (I have no one to talk to about Corrie. My friends take the mick and say it's some sort of inferior art form. Cretins).

I feel sorry for the guy who plays Jim McDonald. Playing a character that habitually gets jailed limits your prospects for screen time. How long's the average jail term for armed robbery?

I proper fancy Graeme.