Some notes from the week:

1 - Tom Vek is trending!

2 - @thedavidseaman joined last month, seems to be dividing his time between chatting about golf with @LeeDixon2, fishing, and cheerfully re-homing the world's stray exclamation marks - sample Tweet: 'don't you just hate it when you wake up before the alarm? !!!!!!!!!!!!'

I'm just waiting for Winterburn and Nigel 'Glamma Kid' Bould to sign up for some mad offside-trap bantz!!!!!!

3 - Danny Baker also joined recently @prodnose - I think him and Seaman are scrapping it out for the nicest man in Britain award:

'Have lost so much weight since chemo that I put all my old clothes on eBay. Highest bidder right now? Chaz Bono'

4 - @Arry_Redknapp is killing it

'That Messi's a bit special. In a class of his own. Back in his day, Jamie was in the "special class" on his own too.'

5 - My attempts to flirt with @ElizabethHurley have proved unsuccessful so far - can't help but think I've got the upper-hand though, by consistently ignoring me in such a public way she's just fuelling the tabloid flames

Anything else?