On the train back from London this lunchtime, there was a mental woman who smelt of piss constantly asking everyone if she was on the right train to Brighton. She kept talking about her "real family" of cats she keeps at home and then claimed to have never left St. Albans where she had got the train from. The weird thing was, this might be true, I mean she was completely fucking crackers.

Have you met any similarly mental weirdos recently?