Lol Hadji Diouf strikes again - http://tinyurl.com/446mlyo

QPR 8 points clear after drawing with Derby. Warnock merks Bob Savage afterwards.

United can pretty much wrap up the title tonight at Newcastle

Iniesta might get a ban off UEFA for deliberately getting booked in the first leg against Shakthar. Seems a bit odd to wait untill after he's served that suspension before acting.

Spineless, anti-United FA fail to punish Dalglish for upsetting children everywhere with his sweariness.

Spineless, pro-United FA fail to punish Mancs for their vandalism spree in the Wembley dressing room.

Harry Redknapp distances himself from the Chelsea job, fearing that even he couldn't bankrupt a man as wealthy as Abramovich.