I'm really scared of the small girl next door. I can't go in my back garden because she'll be standing at her fence screaming about how the flies poo on her trampoline and asking if she can play in my garden. WHY DOES SHE WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAY SHE HAS A SLIDE AND A TRAMPOLINE AND I HAVE NOTHING.

Are you scared of anyone for no reason? I bet you all are. You strike me as the types.