in which Newcastle United BLOW THE TITLE RACE WIDE OPEN

or not since Assnal have forgotten what winning is supposed to look like.

at least we're showing the character and points not to sink into the relegation scrap, even if the maths doesn't have us safe just yet.

Michael Owen gets booed for getting us relegated last night and for not being very good and scoring a million goals for Newcastle. Although to be fair to the lad he was injured really badly playing for England and Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United all had better supply lines for him than a bloated jaded Newcastle. Relegation probably saved us from ruin if we're being really honest about it.

Nutters are trying to bomb Celtic.

Viera thinks Super Mario is just misunderstood.

and Klinsman didn't want the Liverpool job but did have a lovely dinner.