Is anyone else watching this on BBC1 right now? If you thought Total Wipeout or Hole in the Wall were stupid, you need to watch this. A nightmarish vision of a sinister animatronic hare forcing families of idiots through elaborate children's party games to win money, while Sue Perkins narrates for what is presumably a very large paycheck. What the fuck, BBC? This is your lead-in to Doctor Who? And you wonder why ITV regularly creams you on Staurday nights?

Having said that, apparently ITV's new Sing If You Can is even worse, and anyone still watching Britain's Got Talent and enjoying it should be punched in their reproductive organs.