So- men, if you had been born a woman, what would be the attributes you'd most wish you'd been given? Brains, beauty, massive paps, graceful dancing ability, charm, kindness? What would you be not so bothered about having going for you?

Also, women of DiS.

This is not 'what would you look for in a partner', but what would you wish you yourself had.

I would like to be good at football or music. I would take an average sized penis over a huge one if I had nice eyes. I would not care about being particularly tall, or academic. I would like to be able to hold my drink well (notwithstanding any height issues), but if not blessed with the ability not to get malkied after 2 pints, would like to be a natural at kung fu.

(I appreciate that this thread has the potential to go badly (or not at all), and with that in mind I shall be going to the gym now, and checking to see whether it's still alive when I'm back in an hour or so :)