CONTROVERSY 1: UEFA decide to charge Barca and Real Madrid, who in turn make complaints to UEFA about each other. The bile and anger almost takes a turn for the good as Andy Townsend almost gets an arse-whopping from Real fans convinced he was ref Wolfgang Stark.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1381732/Madrid-mob-turn-ITVs-Wolfgang-Stark-lookalike-Andy-Townsend-Real-defeat.html

CONTROVERSY TWO: The Sun speculate that QPR will be deducted a massive 15 points for their alleged transfer indescretions, a tally which would just about see them make the play-offs as things are but could create something of a legal shit-storm. I imagine Neil Warnock would explode but can't see the FA having the balls to do this.

CONTROVERSY THREE: Jack Wilshere's sister done for glassing a bar man, knocking out three of his teeth and fucking up his lips. Is this important? Not really, but adds further weight to my argument that Wilshere is just as much as a pikey as the Captain, Leader, Legend.

There are probably other controversies. Feel free to discuss them, as well as actual football, here.