Just when I thought I couldn't hate Sergio Busquets any more, along comes this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/may/02/real-madrid-busquets-barcelona with the accompanying YouTube clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIyvcE74EAQ

I don't normally say things like this, but you kinda wouldn't mind if someone gave him a real reason to roll around on the floor. Not a career-ender, just serious enough to give him a new outlook on life, and on how he should conduct himself.

Anyway, who else? And why?

Obv Mascherano. And Joey Barton (who is not an ironic 'ledge' because of his blunt comments in the media or his Smiths drummer haircut - he's still a cunt)