Why do we only get like five flavours in the UK? In the US there are hundreds.

LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING FLAVOURS!
http://www.taquitos.net/snack_guide/Doritos

questions;
1) Favourite UK flavour
2) Favourite non-UK flavour if you've tried one
3) Flavour you'd most like to try if you haven't.
4) Is there a cheap way to get some of these flavours over here?

Doritos Collisions Chicken Sizzler Zesty Salsa
Doritos Extreme Queso Grande
Doritos Gourmet Sausage
Doritos Late Night Last Call Jalapeno Popper

all look fantastic!