FA Cup Final tomorrow. Press continue to moan that no-one cares about the FA Cup any more without realising that they're pretty much the only ones with this sentiment. Don't care who wins because I don't particularly like either side but won't begrudge either set of fans their big day.

Fergie charged for failing to keep his mouth shut yet a-fucking-gain. Seriously, just shut the fuck up.

Busquets charged with being a racist cunt by UEFA.

Chelsea have allegedely now signed Van Der Wiel, Kaka, Neymar and Lukaku according to Twitter. Liverpool and Spurs being linked with huge clear-outs by the same dubious source and the original monkey head Martin Keown reckons Arsenal could be about to do something along the same lines.

Swansea go down to 10 men within a minute or two but still manage to get a 0-0 draw against Forest. Hopefully Reading do all that is wholesome about existence a favour tonight and batter Cardiff.

AOB?