Had a funny one last night, total jebend.

Went onto the last train back to New Cross Gate, me and my mate Lauren had had a few beers, little drunk. Quite a full train, sat at one of the 6 seater things with one guy sat opposite. There was an empty Burger King paper bag on our seat so Lauren put it on the seat next to him, which also had his bag on it. He gave us an unbelievably filthy look, shifted his bag away from it by about an inch, then a minute later flicked it with the very end of his finger onto the floor, with a look of utter repulsion and rage in his face.

The lovely looking lady across the aisle caught my eye and we shared a 'roll-of-the-eyes-this-guy's-a-loser-and-we're-both-great' look. She was slammin'

Anyway, people on trains that are wankers, you go.