I've got a child on the way, the due date is June 3rd but it's likely to appear anytime between now and then, who knows it might actually be late much to the annoyance of my long-suffering girlfriend.

I know some other DIS'ers have kids, any amusing anecdotes or hints and tips you can give out to this dad to be? At the moment it doesn't really feel real, but I know the moment I set eyes on that kid will be a truly WTF moment.