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Top 3:

Naughty things you sneakily watched as a child
1) Moll Flanders
2) Eurotrash
3) Beastly Behaviour (bonus point for anyone who remmebers this)

Episodes of Red Dwarf:
1) The one where they are in the wild west computer game - (Gunmen of the apocalypse after a quick wiki)
2) Backwards
3) polymorph

Things that always happen on my Football Manager game:
1) Eddie McGoldrick takes over the Ireland under 19's
2) Hatem Trabelsi cuts his teeth at a league one club
3) I get sacked at the end of my second season

Our servers have been down since last Thursday.