City up to third after beating Stoke, 2 goals for Tevez who then waves goodbye/signals he's staying/just waves to the fans.

Reading will play Swansea in the play-off final after beating Cardiff. Both are decent sides who play a bit, but you do have to wonder if either are set up to survive in the Prem. Still, at least it's not Cardiff.

Avram Grant annoyed that he wasn't allowed to spend £10m on Yakubu.

Porto vs Braga in the Europa final tonight, Porto must be big favourites for that. Obviously the biggest story for the press is Villas Boas because he allows them to have a little by-proxy wank over Mourinho. He is pretty good though.

Liverpool fans will also be having a laugh at 6% as their ticket prices are going up this summer.

City are going to buy Alexis Sanchez, Gareth Bale and Ronaldo this summer. Another example of them forcing out emerging English talent like SWP, killing football...

Arsenal are touting Arshavin around in attempt to raise some transfer funds according to a couple of papers. Sulky chubster on £100k per week, I'd imagine we'll have clubs queueing up. If we find some cash then Gary Cahill fancies joining.

Other stuff?